All I see before me is mine to do with as I please. Of a human’s affections, I will toy with them as I would a grasshopper leg. I will pretend not to see the grasshopper leg, but then I will twist around and leap upon the grasshopper leg! I’ve got you, grasshopper leg! I am wily. The grasshopper leg is no match, and I look nonchalant and aloof with the grasshopper leg in my mouth. Later, humans cannot resist my pink tongue.