Mining Esoterica was an autohagiographical repository of curious prose, shrill screeds, obsessive tautologies, diabolical contradictions, and other offal. If there was any greater purpose to our research it was that, through obsessing over every question that burdens our mind, we might have found relief from our myriad torments. Then again, perhaps writing about a thing only ingrained it more deeply.

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